I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies
— (via blissfullyamiss)
You deserve to be with somebody who will drive three hours, just to see you for one.
— Guidelines For Finding Someone Worthwhile (via shutdownthecity)
I hope one day
someone asks you
and you laugh
instead of feeling
a double edged
dager on your chest.
— Alexa Evangelista (via vodkakilledtheteens)
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
No boy is worth your teenage years.
— (via wank-tank)